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Cinnamon Doughnuts and a Neenish Tart

“Good morning, Mr. Robertson.  It’s good to see you.  Would you like your regular order?”

“Good morning, Angela.  It is good to see you, too.  As fond as I am of the cinnamon doughnuts, I shall have a neenish tart in honour of Mrs. Robertson.”

“I am sure she would have approved.  How long has it been?”

“Just going on two years, my dear.”

Angela finished scribbling down the order, uncertain of what to say, but slipped back into her business manner, “Take a seat and I’ll bring your order out.”

Mr Robertson took a seat near the window of the coffee shop and carefully placed his trilby on the left hand corner of the table.  Drawing his pocket watch from his waistcoat he checked the time against the Town Hall clock.

Angela placed her hand lightly on his shoulder as not to startle him, letting it pause before placing the tray in front of him.

“I added something a little extra,” she said indicating the second paper bag.  “I’m sure Mrs Robertson wouldn’t mind.”

Mr Robertson chuckled gently as he caught the aroma of freshly cooked cinnamon doughnuts and watched the oil leave its fingerprints.  He began arranging the silver tea pot, milk jug and sugar bowl with a measured deliberateness and shaky hands.

Finishing his tea and tart, Mr Robertson prepared to leave.  He checked the time on his watch before donning his hat.  Reaching for the bag of cinnamon doughnuts to fold the top he noticed a slip of paper.  It was the stub of a receipt from the café and it simply said, “Sorry.”  He folded the note and slid it into his pocket beside his watch.

On his way passed the front counter, he doffed his hat to Angela, “Thank you.”

Chocolate

[Fiction] Friday Challenge #144 for 26th February, 2010

The bag was empty except for a smudged, slip of paper which said, “Sorry.”

Josh scooped up his mobile from his bedside and scrawled through the text messages from the night before.  He stopped at the one that read, “Thnx 4 talking last nite.  C U at skool on Mon.  Katie.”  His heart skipped a beat.  He remembered her black hair pulled back into a single roped plait that hung over her shoulder and the sapphire earrings that dangled when she laughed.  They had spent most of the night at the edge of the party, caught up in each other’s company.

He spent the morning catching up on homework and headed downstairs for lunch.  His younger sister Caitlin was diving into a peanut butter sandwich while his Dad read the paper.

“How was last night?” his mother asked from the bench.  “Would you like a sandwich?”

“Yes please.  Cheese thanks.  Last night was good.  Had fun.”

“Didn’t hear you come in.  Were you late?”

“Nah, I was home by curfew.”

Caitlin popped her thirteen year old nose into the conversation, “I know something you don’t know.  Josh spent all night talking to a girl.  Emma’s sister was at the party and told her all about it and Emma told me.”

“Oh, that’s nice dear.  What’s her name?”

“No one in particular,” mumbled Josh.

“Mum, Katie Byrne isn’t just anybody,” chimed Caitlin.

“Shut up, Caitlin,” Josh hissed as his face reddened.

“She’s lovely,” his mum said.

His father kept reading but threw his son a wink over the paper.

Josh took his sandwich and excused himself, saying he had more homework to complete.  He was having a hard enough time getting through Year 12 studies without having his sister point out his fledgling love life to his parents.

Sitting in his room, Josh looked again at Katie’s text and began to devise a plan to find another way to talk to her again on Monday.  He needed something tangible to help him open the conversation.  He had no idea how the two of them got talking in the first place.  The thought of approaching Katie made him nervous but he needed to speak with her again.

Scooting through the myriad movie clichés in his mind, he narrowed it down to chocolate.  A reconnaissance of the kitchen yielded the last two Tim Tams in the packet.  He carefully wrapped them in plastic film and hid them in a paper bag.  His plan was formed.  He wanted the courage of Marty McFly’s dad to approach the object of his desire; he just didn’t want to come out sounding like an idiot.

“You are my density,” he mimicked.

The buzz on the train to school the next morning was all about the party and Josh and Katie’s liaison had not gone unnoticed.  Josh skimmed his timetable and was thankful Katie was not in his morning classes.  Recess would be his opportunity, although when it came, his stomach felt more like a writhing pile of snakes.

He rummaged through his school bag looking for his present.  Nothing.  Gone.  Disappeared.  Vanished.  At the bottom he found the crumpled paper bag that had held his treasure.  No matter how much he looked in the bag, it did not contain the two wrapped Tim Tams.   The bag was empty except for a smudged slip of paper which said, “Sorry.”  Josh was dumbfounded but it gave way to fury when he saw the smiley face scrawled in pink highlighter.  Caitlin.

“What’s up?” Derek asked.

“My sneak of a sister flogged my biscuits and left me a note just to rub it in.”

Josh felt deflated; his plan amounting to nothing but crumbs and an empty bag.  He felt gutted and flopped down against the wall.

“Have you lost something?”  Even dressed in the sack of a school uniform Katie was appealing.

“I was wondering if you would like to share a choc chip biscuit,” she said offering her hand forward.

Mrs Cartwright

[Fiction] Friday Challenge #142 for 12th February, 2010

A family’s life changes dramatically after they are bequeathed an old painting in the will of an obscure relative.

“That picture just really creeps me out.  Great Aunt Mavis had a weird taste in art,” Jason commented.  “The frame looks like a kid has used macaroni and shells and spaghetti and mashed them together and stuck them on with wood glue.  And anyway, why do we have to have this monstrosity looking at us everyday.”

“Because Great Aunt Mavis left this to us in her will and we should respect her wishes.”

Stephanie piped up, “She smelled funny.  She smelled like old people.  And that picture looks funny.”
“Come along dear and we’ll get you something to drink.”

Jason stood transfixed, despite his uneasiness, and stared at the image within the macaroni frame.  The old woman in the painting wasn’t Great Aunt Mavis; she was from another era altogether with a starched high necked blouse and black jacket.  Jason couldn’t work out whether she looked like a domestic servant or matron of an educated social class.  At her neck was a brooch that looked familiar, an oval shaped ivory piece.  Jason remembered that his mother had one in her jewellery box.  It was an heirloom given to her by her mother.

He shook off the whole thing and retreated to his bedroom where the cacophony of sound overwhelmed the ability to solve a simple quadratic equation.

The portrait took a place on the sideboard with the panorama of family portraits, overlooking the family dining room table.  Jason shifted in his seat so that he could keep an eye on the picture.  Somehow he felt that if he didn’t eat his vegetables the woman in the picture would disapprove in a way that was part-mother and part school principal.

“It’s nice to see that you are expanding your palette beyond deep-fried and sugar-coated,” his father said.

Jason shrugged it off and asked to be excused to continue some overdue homework.

The next Wednesday, Jason arrived home after school to find a strange woman vacuuming the lounge room.

“Where’s Mrs Andrews?”

The vacuuming stopped and the woman straightened, holding an old fashioned posture and looked directly at Jason.

“I do not believe we have had the pleasure of an introduction.  My name is Mrs Cartwright and you, I believe, must be Jason.  I am Mrs Andrews’ replacement.”

“Mum never said anything about getting rid of Mrs Andrews.”

“That is correct, but all things in time must change and now I am in charge of keeping this domicile in a neat and proper fashion.”

Jason grunted and sauntered off to the kitchen.  Passing through the dining room he noticed that the portrait from Great Aunt Mavis was face down on the sideboard.  Silently he approved of the picture not looking at him.

“Please keep the kitchen tidy and refrain from drinking the milk straight out of the carton.”

Jason paused mid-gulp and wondered how on earth she knew.

“You are just like every other young man who wants to be a man, yet still behaves like a child,” came Mrs Cartwright’s clipped voice from the lounge room as the vacuum cleaner started up again.

The Wednesday routine with Mrs Cartwright soon slipped into habit with Jason, but she unsettled him, just like the woman in the portrait.  One afternoon as he sat at the kitchen bench with a biscuit and cup of juice, Mrs Cartwright entered and began wiping up the invisible crumbs.

“You have a wide range of reading material in your room, Jason.  You have great works of literature like Shakespeare, illustrated stories and some secret material I suspect you do not want your parents to know about.”
Jason felt his stomach turn.  “It is quite remarkable that you are fascinated with images of women who are exposed in their nakedness for page after page.  It is quite shameful of those women to be exposed themselves for the entertainment of men.  Such lechery is unbecoming.”
Jason turned to protest his privacy.  Mrs Cartwright stared back and said, “I have been watching and observing.  You have made some positive changes, but there is still a way to go.”

He skulked out of the room and threw a backwards glance at Mrs Cartwright.  He met her eyes and looked down, taking a quick notice of the brooch clasped at her throat.  He hid out in his room until she had left and then dashed back to the sideboard.  The picture was upright and there the woman sat with the similar brooch.

The next Wednesday, Jason put his plan into action.  Waiting until Mrs Cartwright was cleaning in the bathroom, Jason padded down the hall and into the lounge room.  Glancing back, he could still hear Mrs Cartwright.  He ducked into the dining room and saw the turned down picture.  Reaching out he turned it over.  Within the frame he saw nothing; there was no woman in the picture.

“What is this?  Harry Potter?  People can move in and out of pictures?”

“Yes, but not in the way that you think.”  Mrs Cartwright stood at the other end of the table.

“That brooch.  Where did you get it?”

“It is mine.  And I can see that your mother has inherited it.  It is my link with this time.”

“So you’re dead?”

“The link between life and death is paper thin, but I exist between the two.  Cleaning house keeps my mind occupied.”

She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not

John stamped up the stairs and flung himself on the bed, burying his head in his pillow while sobs racked his body. As a comforting hand rubbed the small of his back, he blurted out, “Susie said she doesn’t love me anymore.”
Amidst the debris of a failed relationship, it needed to be cleared up, to understand what had gone wrong, to provide an anchor for hope in the future, “What brought that on?”
“At recess when kindergarten went out to play, Susie said that we were boyfriend and girlfriend because we both liked using the red pencil first when colouring in. But at lunch Susie asked me if I liked blue Smarties and when I said that I didn’t like blue Smarties she said that she couldn’t be friends with someone who didn’t like blue Smarties and then she said that she didn’t love me anymore and that we weren’t going to be boyfriend and girlfriend anymore.”
“I’m sure things with Susie will be back to normal tomorrow.”

The Museum

[Fiction] Friday Challenge #139 for Jan 22nd, 2010
A woman revisits the neighbourhood where she grew up to find that her childhood home has been condemned.

Flicking through the sheets on her clipboard, Evelyn double checked the address with the mismatched numbers on the letterbox.  Its mouth was a rusty, gaping grin like it had lost its dentures.  Her stomach tightened and her mouth became dry as she glanced over the house and yard.  Gathering courage she grabbed her handbag, clipboard and stepped out into the afternoon sun.

There was a row of four houses squashed between new developments of high rise apartments.  In her job on the city planning committee, she approved the condemnation and construction of the future skyline of the city.  She stepped up to the letterbox with mismatched numbers and patted it affectionately, remembering the years she had spent as a child within this yard and within the walls of the house.

The house squatted on its haunches, simpering like an old dog, hiding behind curtains of grass and weeds.  The roses that lined the front verandah had been her mother’s surrogate children, taking their place at the centre of the dining room table in vibrant array.  Now they were merely skeletal sticks.

Evelyn remembered with fondness sitting on the top step of the verandah with her brother, seeing who could spit the watermelon seeds the furthest.  As she walked up the path Evelyn chuckled at the scratched marker in the concrete, a family record of the furthest watermelon seed ever spat.  And she was the champion.

Everything about the house indicated its abandonment and decrepitude.  The paint was peeling like sunburn while the windows looked with a pale desperation through grey, tired eyes.  But it had lived.  Senility and dementia might have taken up residence in the rafters, but at least it had character.  Evelyn thought the encroaching apartment blocks looked like Styrofoam cutouts.  She doubted their longevity but supposed an architectural shot of Botox would be required to keep them from developing wrinkles.

Evelyn smirked at the irony of her job in condemning buildings when she looked with fondness at her old home.  She turned down the right side of the house towards the magnolia tree and stopped in its shade looking back at the window that used to be her room.  She remembered the dollar coin she planted at the base of the house in the childish hope that her grandmother would get well again.  While her naivety cracked with the news of her grandmother’s death, she resisted the urge to take back her coin, preferring to leave it to the earth from which it came.  Even now, after burying her own mother two years’ before Evelyn glanced around for a spade wanting to recapture a piece of her childhood.

In her mind she cycled through the phases of her growing maturity, remembering the posters that wallpapered her room from the childhood television song and dance groups in brightly covered skivvies to the teenage version in varying degrees of black, carrying guitars and wearing bad poodle perms.

Moving to the back of the house she spied the back verandah, an addition tacked onto the house as the family grew to accommodate expanding gatherings and birthday parties.  She pictured the second hand table that used to dominate the area, a bargain that was originally designed to fit inside, but a miscalculation meant it was parked outside and stayed put.  Eight mismatched chairs identified the various comers and goers, a kind of visual name tag.  The family always joked that they had enough material to write a soap opera based on their conversations and arguments from around the table.

A child’s argument from up above, followed by the staccato interruption by their mother focused Evelyn on where she was.  Looking up to where the sound came from, she visualised the apartment block as one big filing cabinet, with each unit a file of memories, some continuous, others changing faces.  Walking back around to the front of the house she pulled out the laminated notice of condemnation and attached it to the front door before continuing on her rounds for the council, delivering death notices to other family museums.

The Kitsch War

Camille’s desk was a bastion of kitsch, always within company guidelines though, cycling through the fads like kids trading footy cards.  Leonard was part Julius Caesar, part king’s own fool, a smug and gleefully frivolous smirker who sought to best Camille’s oddities.  His action heroes trumped troll dolls, the mini Zen garden complete with rake and bonsai feature blew away the Chinese money plant, and in the fait accompli, his coffee jar of tadpoles swamped her Siamese fighting fish.  Camille threatened to sweep her desk clean of all but work related accoutrements and silently fumed at the swarm of wannabe David Attenboroughs making their own nature documentary of Leonard’s metamorphosing tadpoles.  Leonard didn’t care about the humiliation Camille suffered and basked in the spotlight of attention, but there were accusations and rebuttals when it was discovered that the lid had been left ajar one evening.  The dust settled over the battle but the war was lost when an escapee tadpole, having sprouted legs and run away, became immortalised as a smear on the front page of Leonard’s report as it reamed from the printer.

Mountains and Valleys

He traced the peaks and valleys of the mountain range with his eyes, following the vein of water tumbling through the crags and clefts.  The parallel ridges of the range were calligraphy of shape and form, cairns and pillars of his history.  As the shaman, he named each mountain and knew its legend, the high places for worship and the places of idolatry.  Formed under intense pressure and heat they had erupted out from the dust of the earth.  From his vantage point he ached to scale the precipice, yet floundered in the valley lacking the strength to begin the ascension.  Tracing back along the valley floor he deepened the ravine with a razorblade until the earth became a blanket and cradled him to dust.

If Your Son Asks For Bread

Apologetically he left the bread, milk and cereal on the counter while the shop assistant turned her head to avoid heaping further shame when the credit card was declined.  Walking back to the car he calculated when his next pay would hit the account, knowing that it would only just about cover the bills for that month and leave little more than loose change for a sparrow’s meal.  Glancing at his watch he figured the children would be just about to wake up while his wife waited for the breakfast essentials.  He sat wringing the wheel, hoping for a genie to emerge.  Scratching around in the glove compartment he found a pen and a crumpled serviette and wrote, “Do not raise the alarm as I am carrying a knife so give me all your cash.”  Pulling out of the car park he headed for home while the serviette, stuffed into his shirt pocket, pricked at his heart.

The Fortress of Solitude

Just like every superhero has their fortress of solitude, I have my own refuge and sanctuary.  I pick up my book and return to where I left off, skimming the earlier paragraphs to reacquaint myself with the plot and characters or flick through the paper or the latest edition of my music magazine.

My mates have a great name for this place: Manland.  We joke about it in our own code, with knowing winks and nods as our wives shake their heads in mock agitation and derision.

While this is a place for contemplation and solitude, a respite from the roles of husband, father, automatic cash machine and operator of the dishwasher, it is not without its visitors.

“Come on Dad, you’ve been in there for ages; I need to use the bathroom.”

Parenthood

“Every sitcom, rom-com and chick-flick lied,” thought Peter.

There was no inappropriate breaking of the waters, frantic taxi rides or giving birth in the car park.  No milling throng of family waiting for the proud father to emerge from the delivery suite like a prophet in scrubs announcing the good news that a son had been born. Instead, there was the interminable waiting of fourteen hours of labour, followed by a brief period of unspeakable profanities and finally, a delivery. Now there was the silence of a husband and wife cradled into each other with a small, wrinkly, slightly bemused-looking human being nuzzling into his mother’s breast.

Peter looked down at his son and muttered, “This is going to be harder than I thought.”